Hooray It’s May and Popcorn-Powered Jet Pack Day!
The best inventions are the ones that simultaneously solve more than one problem. You have your simple spatula/flyswatter, your classic flamethrower/lawn clearer, duct tape and so on. You get the idea.
Ollie Bug spends a lot of time coming up with flying devices. The clubhouse is littered with failed attempts, works-in-progress and parts for at least a dozen ideas. He keeps a little notebook so when an idea strikes him, he jots it down for later use. Then he collects parts. Lots and lots of parts. No one is really sure where the idea of using popcorn kernels as a fuel source came from. Ollie likes movies and eats lots of popcorn, so maybe that was it.
This month, we at Moonwater Labs celebrate one of Ollie’s actual victories; the Popcorn Powered Jetpack And Snack Maker! It’s a proven safe method of powered flight and a convenient nourishing snack provider. Best of all, it’s powered by safe, renewable energy. The “secret formula” is a mixture of natural flavors and accelerants that not only creates lift but also seasons your popcorn.
Movie night will never be the same as you can now fill your popcorn bucket and beat traffic to the theater!
It is suggested that you also purchase Moonwater Labs’ Noggin-Saver Helmet and quite possibly the Oh Shoot Parachute.