Today you should be dresses in your favorite scallywag (whatever that means) pirate garb pillaging the kitchen and stuff like that. I like to get out my big purple pirate captain hat and blue coat with my rubber sword (I’m not allowed to play with actual sharp things). My hat has a big orange feather which I like, too.
My friends some over dressed like pirates and we search for treasure. Mostly in the kitchen because that’s where mamma keeps the cookies.
Dressing like a pirate is fun but….you have to talk like an astronaut.
It’s easy, like this: “Uhhhhh, Houston, over. We are ahhhhh approaching a giant sea monster, over. Requesting data on what sea monster like to eat…over. Hoping it isn’t ahhhh, little furry creatures, over.”
See? It’s easy. I hope you get your best pirate gear on and join us today, over.
Oh, next week is Dress Like An Astronaut, Talk Like a Pirate Day!